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A woman burning, carrying a fuel container has often been noticed in a trailer outside Scottsville. A number of of the locals argue this ghost can be the spirit of a local person who passed on here in Scottsville in the past.
A space alien from planet Pluto is often noticed checking out Horseshoe Bend in the early morning hours.
An alien from space has purportedly been distinguished on several occasions looking at the vista at Allmans Dam late at night.
The ghost of a grower having on a worn straw hat can regularly be distinguished mid stream in Adams Creek trying to touch something. Anyway, this is an intimidating ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
A space alien has every so often been spotted monitoring the panorama from the pinnacle of Green Mountain in the early morning hours.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is every now and then seen in Hardware River State Wildlife Management Are at
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the stroke of midnight terrifying people.
A gigantic gopher can now and then be spotted trying to find an object by a parked Chevy in a Scottsville parking lot late at night.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space was observed in a Scottsville area grocery store, staggering the aisles.
Nicolaus Copernicus appeared turning
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toward the watcher on a dark night by a road sign in Scottsville.
A space alien from planet Mercury was perceived striding through an apartment in Scottsville.
An alien from another galaxy appeared in Bear Creek Lake State Park by the ranger station going wild.
The phantom of a youthful air force pilot was noticed in Shenandoah National Park at the ranger station digging a crack. Being frightened by the bystanders the ghost faded away into the night. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost may very well be a renowned yesteryear resident of Scottsville. In any event, it's undeniably a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into on a dark night.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship was perceived staggering through a flat in close proximity to Scottsville.
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Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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