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These are some lies we made up about Sandston.
The ghost of a hobo became visible reflecting at Barkers Millpond Dam late in the night. The viewer was terrified and ran away. In any event, this spirit undoubtedly is creepy; one that is rather not disturbed.
An extremely large hippopotamus materialized on the summit of Turkey Hill late at night studying the vista.
One of the three Little Pigs was made out in the early morning hours before sunrise hovering across The Slash.
The phantom of an elderly witch was seen beside Camp Holly Springs before sunrise appearing menacing. The ghost did not seem to be worried by the onlookers.
An extraterrestrial traveler from outer space has often been noticed rummaging around in a fridge in the kitchen of a Sandston apartment late at night.
A massive jaguar is frequently noticed having a seat at a coffee table in a Sandston mobile home.
A huge warthog may frequently be witnessed at Bloody Run at midnight heaving stones into the flow.
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enormous raccoon has sometimes been distinguished in a deserted zone near Sandston.
A guy with a big hole through his torso is every now and then observed in Deep Bottom Park late at night excavating an opening.
A massive lovebird is known to have been noticed on frequent instances mailing a box at a Sandston post office.
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alien from another part of the galaxy may now and then be observed swallowing unleaded from a gas pump at a refueling station in Sandston.
The Loch Ness Monster has repeatedly been perceived walking a Rottweiler late in the night on a dark Sandston road.
A female's body having a goat's head is repeatedly noticed in Pocahontas State Park quite near the park headquarters trying to find a book. According to what the folks who live here declare, this ghost could be the soul of a local who passed on here in Sandston some time ago. Whatever people say, this is a bad ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A man with the head of a goblin is known to have been distinguished on one or two occasions munching on a burger outside the entrance to Prince William Forest Park. One thing is for sure, it's a frightening spirit that any sane person wouldn't want to bump into.
A space invader may be observed frequently peeping through house windows in Sandston in the early morning hours.
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massive badger has once in a while been made out watching television in a Sandston living room around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Sandston
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Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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