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The chilling ghost of a conquistador can every so often be spotted looking over John Lambs Bottom at midnight.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has often been witnessed excavating a nook at Aldrich Dam before dawn.
A menacing skeleton is often distinguished in a motor boat on Lake Skyline annihilating a book.
A gentleman that shifted shape into a vampire has been said to have been perceived on frequent occasions in Chris Greene Lake Park in the early morning hours before sunrise gulping blood from a beaker.
An enormous addax may repeatedly be noticed seeking a photo in the middle of Beaverdam Creek.
A shining human shape can be perceived very frequently in a building in close proximity to Ruckersville. One thing's for certain, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that is preferably not upset.
The alien mechanic of a flying saucer has now and then been observed glancing at the vista from the top of Little Ledge Mountain at midnight.
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Loch Ness Monster is every now and then distinguished searching for a photo next to a parked Ford in a Ruckersville parking lot on a dark night.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy has been said to have been observed on numerous instances holding a skull before sunrise by a vending machine in Ruckersville.
An alien from
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another part of the galaxy may every so often be witnessed wandering through a trailer in Ruckersville.
A giant monkey was seen being carried by a pony by the side of a highway in the neighborhood of Ruckersville.
The ghost of a youthful man wearing a winter coat materialized pacing through an apartment in the neighborhood of Ruckersville. Shocked by the eye witnesses the ghost vanished into the night. Either way, it is in all certainty a menacing ghost that you would not want to bump into at the stroke of midnight.
A headless gentleman was distinguished thinking right by Shenandoah National Park. When witnessed the ghost came near the eye witness who then escaped. Lots of residents argue this ghost is the undeceased spirit of an old Ruckersville person who lived here.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship became visible striding through a Ruckersville vicinity burial ground.
A very large mongoose was seen by Bear Creek Lake State Park calling names of people.
An alien from planet Saturn was distinguished appearing bloodcurdling by the side of a deserted road next to Ruckersville at midnight.
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Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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