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These are some lies we made up about Round Hill.
The martian captain of an unidentified flying object is every now and then noticed up on Round Top attempting to utter something.
A space man from planet Mars can every now and then be noticed in a raft on Precision Dynamics Lake flashing a kerosene lamp.
A space alien from another solar system was observed meditating by Butchers Branch.
An extremely large bull came into view in Bearden Park at night repositioning orbs about.
A space alien was made out in Raven Rocks Hollow on a dark night appearing terrifying.
A man with a large hole through his chest showed up in a mirror in a Round Hill home; the ghost was solely noticeable in the mirror. The ghost was ingested by the night after being spotted. Lots of local residents allege this ghost is probably the struggling ghost of a local person who used to have a house here in Round Hill. No matter what, this ghost unquestionably is terrifying; one that is rather not disrupted.
Vincent van Gogh was witnessed visiting Avon Bend at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Round Hill
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They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
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