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These are some lies we made up about Roanoke.
The ghost of a youthful woman having on a bloody wedding gown can now and then be spotted taking pleasure in the surroundings at Spring Valley Lake Dam late at night.
A headless female has regularly been distinguished down next to the water at Kimble Lake demolishing a glove.
A gargantuan porcupine is known to have been distinguished on numerous instances guzzling blood from a cup by Barnhardt Creek.
The phantom of a teenage girl can regularly be noticed in Brambleton Park before dawn trying to find a photo. Any which way, it's a frightening ghost that is better not upset.
A very large prairie dog can be distinguished often eating a slice of pizza in Cattail Hollow at the stroke of midnight.
A character with a skeleton face wearing dark robes has now and then been distinguished by an old woman hiking along a trail in close proximity to Roanoke. In any event, it's sure a chilling ghost that you would not want to come across in the
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early morning hours.
A space invader from outer space is sometimes perceived seated on a sofa in a house in Roanoke.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two instances hauling a skull down at Crystal Spring late at night.
A drifting phantom can every so often be perceived
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strolling from trailer to trailer at midnight on a Roanoke residential street. One of the residents determinedly declares that this ghost may perhaps be a celebrated days gone by inhabitant of Roanoke.
The phantom of a jet pilot was seen on the summit of Bent Mountain before sunrise observing the landscape. When spotted the ghost came near the watcher who then ran off. A number of folks say this spirit is the struggling soul of a long dead Roanoke resident. Regardless of what, this ghost undeniably is terrifying; one that any sound person wouldn't wish to run into.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another planet showed up searching through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Roanoke apartment on a dark night.
A very large dormouse was spotted gazing at people in a Roanoke flat through a keyhole.
The spirit of a tough lumberjack hauling a big axe materialized in a secluded place close to Roanoke. This individual ghost has been seen very often in this zone.
A giant elephant was observed calling names outside
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the entrance to Booker T Washington National Monument.
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Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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