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A space invader from another planet was witnessed on a Red Oak residential road before dawn.
A large terrifying ghost was witnessed at the stroke of midnight checking out Marble Yard Shoals in detail. The appearance of the viewer scared the ghost who then vanished. Several of the residents allege this phantom is possibly the struggling phantom of a local resident who used to reside here in Red Oak.
The ghost of a young man sporting a confederate uniform is often spotted in Buffalo Wildlife Management Area very late at night trying to locate another ghost.
An extraterrestrial has purportedly been observed on one or two occasions at Burlington Industries Dam after midnight enjoying the scenery.
An extremely large mole can often be witnessed throwing rocks into the stream at Aarons Creek before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Red Oak
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Ghost Sightings From Red Oak
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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