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An ET from another galaxy is regularly perceived heaving rocks into the flow at Bolling Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An enormous mongoose has purportedly been witnessed on a small number of instances in a Rectortown highschool around midnight staggering the hallways.
The ghost of a chained up guy may repeatedly be spotted on the highest spot of Bunker Hill late in the night surveying the vista. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost may be a famous former time dweller of Rectortown.
A large frightening giant can be distinguished frequently by Belvoir Farm Dam at midnight looking at the water.
The spirit of a youthful female soaked in blood has from time to time been observed in Great Meadow Park on a dark night burying a corpse by a sizeable rock.
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Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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