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These are some lies we made up about Quinby.
The martian technician of a UFO can frequently be observed performing a tune on a fiddle in a Quinby apartment.
An extraterrestrial from Mars has every so often been spotted turning toward the bystander down near the water at Bell Neck.
A guy with a sword in his head is sometimes seen in Bell Neck Swamp after midnight trying to hide a cadaver. Lots of folks who live here say this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long gone Quinby local.
A space alien from another galaxy is known to have been perceived on a handful of occasions gazing at the water by Custis Dam around midnight.
A man's body having the head of a pig has frequently been perceived in a Quinby secondary school around midnight pacing the halls.
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Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
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