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A space man from planet Venus may repeatedly be seen staring irritably at the observer next to Boiling Spring late in the night.
The ghost of a guy clad as a plumber can be noticed repeatedly posting a package at a Quicksburg post office.
A female with a semi transparent body has once in a while been distinguished by Meems Bottom hollowing out a cavity.
The phantom of a guy dressed in a law enforcement uniform is once in a while distinguished drinking gasoline from a pump at a gas station in Quicksburg.
The ghost of an elderly man with a long white mustache may every now and then be witnessed in New Market Historic District late at night downing blood from a beaker. Residents here who have witnessed this ghost say this ghost is almost certainly the struggling ghost of a resident who used to live here in Quicksburg.
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Ghost Sightings From Quicksburg
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Ghost Sightings From Quicksburg
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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