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The ghost of a hobo was witnessed hanging out in an uninhabited structure in Pratts. The spirit was indifferent that there was somebody other near.
The ghost of a young female soaked in blood was witnessed standing by a secluded road close to Pratts. When the observer showed up the ghost fled. One thing's for sure, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
A space alien from space has repeatedly been noticed floating down on Beaver Run at the stroke of midnight.
An extremely large hedgehog is frequently observed by Beautiful Run Number Five Dam at midnight looking at the water.
A man with a sizeable hole through his chest has allegedly been spotted on several occasions smoking a pipe in Courtney Hollow before sunrise. It's been argued that this particular ghost is probably the undeparted ghost of a person who used to reside here in Pratts.
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Ghost Sightings From Pratts
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Ghost Sightings From Pratts
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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