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These are some lies we made up about Portsmouth.
The ghost of a youthful Indian warrior can be observed very often after midnight checking out Craney Flat in detail.
The phantom of an airliner pilot has once in a while been made out in a mobile home in Portsmouth. It has been argued that this particular ghost is that of a local person who had a home here in Portsmouth some time ago.
The chilling ghost of a Viking has purportedly been observed on numerous occasions at Bailey Creek before dawn hurling rocks into the flowing water. Either way, it's a chilling spirit that you wouldn't wish to meet after midnight.
A gargantuan jackal may sometimes be observed looking down into the water at Big Point very late at night.
Goldilocks was made out by Boushs Bluff gazing.
An martian tourist from another solar system materialized marching next to a secluded road close to Portsmouth.
A space man from another galaxy was distinguished in Afton Park very late at night pondering.
A gargantuan
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prairie dog became visible gazing across Ludlow Flats before sunrise.
A space man was observed by East Haven late at night staring at the water.
A creepy skeleton is repeatedly perceived emerging in a restroom mirror.
A shining human form has purportedly been distinguished on numerous occasions sitting on a stool in a residence
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in the vicinity of Portsmouth. In any event, it without a doubt is a bloodcurdling ghost that any rational person would not want to come across.
An extraterrestrial voyager from deep space can regularly be spotted after midnight pursuing a passing car on a dark road next to Portsmouth.
Archimedes may be distinguished repeatedly in Merchants Millpond State Park quite near the park headquarters heaving rocks.
A gigantic alpaca has occasionally been perceived watering plants in the front garden of a trailer in Portsmouth.
A colossal lizard is now and then perceived by a person camping at a campground next to Portsmouth.
The Loch Ness Monster has been perceived on numerous instances relaxing in a chair in a residence in Portsmouth.
An enormous fawn can from time to time be observed dining on a slice of pizza beneath a streetlamp in Portsmouth.
The ghost of a young-looking guy having on a winter jacket has often been witnessed browsing through the freezer in the kitchen of a Portsmouth mobile home late at
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Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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