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An alien has now and then been made out in Cross Keys Battle Monument late in the night pulling a cadaver over rocks.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy is now and then perceived by the water at Shenandoah Lake terrifying folks.
A very large tiger has been spotted on a small number of instances by Shenandoah Dam before sunrise looking at the water.
A chilling beast can once in a while be spotted on the top of Austin Mountain around midnight surveying the view. Scores of people who live here claim this ghost can be the spirit of a local who passed away here in Port Republic before the present.
The ghost of a zinc-miner was distinguished around midnight glancing over The Kettle. The ghost spoke about avenging a killing.
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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