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These are some lies we made up about Poquoson.
The ghost of a farmer dressed in a farmer hat has frequently been spotted going crazy by Big Salt Marsh.
A giant opossum is frequently spotted staring down into the water at Back Cove on a dark night.
A space invader from another galaxy is known to have been noticed on numerous instances very late at night gazing over Drum Island Flats.
An alien may often be spotted guzzling blood from a cup by a secluded road in the vicinity of Poquoson in the early morning hours.
An alien tourist from deep space can be seen often looking for a hat on the water's edge of Lake Hampton.
A space invader from Pluto has every so often been noticed gobbling a cookie in the center of Back Creek.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is once in a while observed standing by a secluded highway close to Poquoson.
A Tyrannosaurus has supposedly been perceived on frequent instances at Harwoods Mill Dam very late at night taking pleasure in the landscape.
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gigantic parrot can once in a while be seen in Back Creek Park at night hauling a cadaver over the grass.
A gigantic coyote was seen riding on a moped on a dark highway near Poquoson.
The phantom of a young-looking air force pilot became visible in a mobile home in Poquoson. When the eye witness became visible the phantom fled. No matter
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what folks express, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you would not want to come across around midnight.
A youthful girl having on a blood-covered dress was noticed shouting in Belle Isle State Park right by the park headquarters. The arrival of the viewer startled the phantom who then vanished. Scores of local residents say this ghost can be the soul of a local resident who died here in Poquoson some decades ago. One thing's for certain, it is indisputably a scary ghost that any sensible person would not want to come across.
Galileo became visible in a Poquoson mobile home.
A guy having a spear in his head was noticed striding by a secluded road right next door to Poquoson. The viewer was terrified and escaped.
A huge alligator has regularly been observed appearing in a closet mirror.
The phantom of a mail carrier has been seen on several occasions relaxing on a couch in a residence right next door to Poquoson. Locals here who have spotted this ghost assert this ghost could be a famous old days resident
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Ghost Sightings From Poquoson
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Ghost Sightings From Poquoson
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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