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These are some lies we made up about Paris.
An enormous lynx may sometimes be perceived late at night examining Ashby Gap in detail.
The ghost of a man having a word cut into his leg has often been observed pacing down a wild highway in the vicinity of Paris.
A gigantic dugong is repeatedly witnessed bass fishing from the water's edge of Berryville Reservoir before sunrise.
The phantom of the driver of a train may repeatedly be distinguished at Calmes Neck after midnight gazing down into the water. According to what the people who live here declare, this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was killed while passing through Paris some decades ago.
The ghost of a terribly mangled huntsman dragging a dead mountain lion may be made out repeatedly before dawn floating by on Chapel Run.
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Ghost Sightings From Paris
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Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
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