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These are some lies we made up about Palmyra.
The spirit of a shackled up lady was made out trying to get cars to stop along a murky highway in close proximity to Palmyra. The ghost talked about revenging a homicide. According to what the residents assert, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while driving through Palmyra long ago.
A centaur was noticed down near the water at Adams Cove sobbing.
An extraterrestrial from outer space emerged bass fishing from the shore of Lake View around midnight.
The martian pilot of a UFO was distinguished gazing at the water by Andersons Dam late in the night.
A woman having the head of a devil was perceived in Fluvanna County Courthouse Historic District before sunrise hauling a dead body over the grass. The onlooker panicked and fled. Locals who have perceived this ghost claim this ghost is that of a local who settled here in Palmyra a long time ago. No matter what people verbalize, it's a terrifying phantom that is rather not upset.
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spirit of a man with half his head lost has repeatedly been witnessed at Ballinger Creek before sunrise heaving pieces of wood into the water.
An martian voyager from another planet is regularly witnessed on the summit of Little Mountain Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise gazing at the panorama.
An extremely large mule is
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rumored to have been noticed on a handful of occasions slurping gas from a pump at a gas station in Palmyra.
A space invader from another planet may be observed time and again verbalizing into the night as if somebody in addition was there.
A space alien is occasionally distinguished walking a Sheepdog very late at night on a gloomy Palmyra street.
A decapitated lady can sometimes be witnessed peeking through building windows in Palmyra around midnight.
An extraterrestrial voyager from deep space has regularly been made out rummaging around in garbage container on a Palmyra avenue.
The phantom of a 10 foot high enormous giant is frequently observed outside the entrance to Bear Creek Lake State Park piling stones. A resident says that this phantom loves frightening foolish people who are bold enough to interrupt the quiet in Palmyra. Anyhow, it unquestionably is a chilling ghost that you don't want to bump into late at night.
A sizeable bloodcurdling beast has been perceived on numerous occasions downing blood
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from a bottle in Shenandoah National Park near the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From Palmyra
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Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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