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An martian traveler from the cosmos has purportedly been witnessed on many instances smoking a cigar in Hanging Rock Valley after midnight.
The spirit of a civil war soldier can from time to time be seen poking around in mailboxes on a dark night in Paint Bank.
The ghost of a seriously scorched female was distinguished holding a human skull down by Sweet Chalybeate Springs before sunrise. When the spirit was seen it disappeared into the thin air. Based on what the residents say, this ghost could be a recognized days gone by inhabitant of Paint Bank. No matter what folks verbalize, it undoubtedly is a frightening ghost that you don't want to encounter late at night.
An enormous hog showed up in Shawvers Run Wilderness at night weeping.
The ghost of an engine driver was distinguished studying the surroundings from the top of Big Knob late at night. The ghost was ingested by the air after being seen.
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It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
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