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These are some lies we made up about Orange.
A space man from another solar system was noticed taking a rest on a stool in a residence in close proximity to Orange.
An enormous oryx came into view in the center of Beautiful Run shouting.
A colossal cougar was witnessed in Rapidian Historic District in the early morning hours before sunrise trying to say something.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs has repeatedly been noticed on the top of Chicken Mountain very late at night studying the panorama.
A gargantuan pronghorn is repeatedly perceived at Burrus Dam before dawn thinking.
The ghost of a delivery man has allegedly been seen on numerous instances frightening folks in a rubber raft on Burrus Lake.
William Shakespeare may be spotted over and over again after midnight pursuing a passing truck on a shadowy highway near Orange.
A space man has every now and then been seen in the rear seat of a vehicle by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in his rear view
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mirror around midnight.
The martian navigator of an unidentified flying object has been witnessed on one or two occasions trimming bushes in the garden of a house in Orange.
A space alien from Venus may once in a while be spotted gazing irritably at the observer by Lake Anna State Park.
A female body has often been observed by
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a man hiking along a trail near Orange.
The ghost of a woman having demonic signs engraved into her forehead is repeatedly spotted hurling pieces of wood quite near the entrance to Appalachian National Scenic Trail.
A lady with maggots crawling out of her mouth has been said to have been witnessed on numerous instances taking a rest in an armchair in a mobile home in Orange.
A gigantic lynx may frequently be distinguished swallowing blood from a cup by a lamppost in Orange.
An ET from another solar system has every now and then been perceived walking from mobile home to mobile home after midnight on an Orange avenue.
A giant dugong is every so often distinguished going through the refrigerator in the kitchen of an Orange apartment late at night.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been said to have been seen on one or two instances taking a rest at a table in an Orange trailer.
A space man from planet Saturn can occasionally be made out gazing at people in an Orange building through an air vent.
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Ghost Sightings From Orange
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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