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The ghost of an elderly hag was distinguished searching through garbage container on an Onancock avenue. The bystander ran off right after she distinguished the phantom.
A space invader from another solar system came into view hanging in the air like a blimp in Onancock.
An extraterrestrial was observed gazing down near the water at Bailey Neck.
An alien voyager from space came into sight at Back Creek around midnight flinging rocks into the current.
A gentleman with a sizeable hole through his chest was observed struggling to deposit a body in Back Way Gut around midnight. The spirit did not mind that there was somebody else present. If you listen to the people who live here, this phantom may be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Onancock before the present. No matter what, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that is rather not disrupted.
A space man from the cosmos was spotted by Sound Beach very late at night going for a dip.
A gargantuan rabbit has regularly been witnessed looking at the water by Drummonds Millpond Dam at night.
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Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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