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A space alien is rumored to have been witnessed on a few occasions at Bowles Dam around midnight looking at the scenery.
Aladdin can sometimes be seen looking at a lady slumbering on the floor in a mobile home in Oilville.
The ghost of an awfully mangled huntsman pulling a dead coyote was noticed studying the scenery from the summit of Sabot Hill before dawn. Further stories of this ghost have been reported. One thing's for certain, this ghost sure is terrifying; one that should be left alone.
An alien voyager from space materialized mid stream in Beaverdam Creek smoking a cigar.
An alien from planet Saturn showed up trying on a hat in an Oilville building.
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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