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These are some lies we made up about Oakwood.
A lady with a knife in her head may regularly be noticed exploring Big Hollow in detail late at night.
A giant sheep can be seen very frequently tossing pieces of wood into the stream at Aus Keen Branch on a dark night.
An ET from Mars has occasionally been made out screaming at the viewer to stay away up on Baldwin Mountain.
A space man from outer space is from time to time observed sitting in a chair in a home in the neighborhood of Oakwood.
An extremely large raccoon has allegedly been made out on a few instances very late at night sprinting after a passing car on a shady road outside Oakwood.
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Ghost Sightings From Oakwood
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Ghost Sightings From Oakwood
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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