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These are some lies we made up about Oakpark.
A moderately see-through guy dressed as the captain of a boat is from time to time spotted pointing at the witness in Beaverdam Run.
A huge gnu can once in a while be made out looking at the view at Hartland-Hall Dam Number Two late at night.
The spirit of a young guy sporting a confederate uniform was noticed going wild by a secluded road in the vicinity of Oakpark before sunrise. This is one of those ghosts that is made out often around here.
The ghost of a shackled up gentleman was made out in Madison Wayside before sunrise covering a body by a large boulder. The observer ran off when he witnessed the phantom. A number of of the residents declare this ghost may well be a recognized former time resident of Oakpark.
An alien from Jupiter emerged looking at the panorama from the apex of Bruce Mountain late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Oakpark
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Ghost Sightings From Oakpark
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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