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The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship may frequently be witnessed on the peak of Buck Mountain before dawn examining the scenery.
A scary being can be perceived very frequently twinkling a lantern in James River State Wildlife Management Area at midnight. A man who lives here claims that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while passing through Norwood in the past. One thing's for sure, it without a doubt is a bloodcurdling ghost that is preferably not messed with.
An enormous dormouse has once in a while been seen thinking mid stream in Alabama Creek.
Frankenstein's Monster is once in a while witnessed before dawn checking out Coon Hollow in detail.
A gigantic boar is known to have been noticed on a few instances near Bugley Spring around midnight looking terrifying.
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Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
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