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These are some lies we made up about Norfolk.
A gargantuan platypus may repeatedly be observed at Willoughby Beach going out of control.
The phantom of a youthful cowboy has every now and then been perceived in the center of Boush Creek excavating an outlet.
A gargantuan zebra has purportedly been seen on one or two occasions at East Haven on a dark night taking in the landscape.
An extraterrestrial from another world can occasionally be distinguished sipping blood from a cup in Barraud Park at the stroke of midnight.
A space alien was made out on a dark night going to see Boushs Bluff.
A gargantuan polar bear materialized resting in a beanbag in a mobile home in Norfolk.
A colossal doe was distinguished smoking a cigar beneath a lamppost in Norfolk.
Alexander the Great materialized browsing through a fridge in the kitchen of a Norfolk mobile home at the stroke of midnight.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft was seen clutching a headbone
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beside the water at Desert Cove.
The ghost of a steel-miner was noticed staring over Ludlow Flats in the early morning hours before sunrise. When observed the ghost moved toward the bystander who then ran off.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space has regularly been seen gazing at folks in a Norfolk mobile home through an air vent.
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giant lynx has purportedly been seen on frequent occasions attempting to utter something in Craney Island Flats at midnight.
A space alien from another galaxy may repeatedly be witnessed in a wild place outside Norfolk.
The Loch Ness Monster can be observed time and again in Chippokes Plantation State Park at the ranger station contemplating.
A female with a partly see-through body is sometimes spotted trying to get cars to stop beside a shady highway close to Norfolk. One thing is for certain, this ghost sure is frightening; one that you don't want to meet around midnight.
A very large giraffe may from time to time be perceived screaming names of people by the entrance to Cape Hatteras National Seashore.
A sizeable chilling giant has frequently been spotted guzzling regular from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Norfolk.
A very large goat is frequently perceived speaking into the air as if someone in addition was in attendance.
A huge otter has allegedly been made out on a handful of instances staring through building windows in Norfolk before dawn.
An Icthyosaurus may regularly be witnessed watching TV in a Norfolk living room late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Norfolk
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A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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