Newtown

 
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An alien from another part of the galaxy is regularly seen in Newtown Historic District before dawn trying to locate a woman.

A massive wombat is known to have been observed on frequent instances mid stream in Beaver Branch holding a human skull.

A gentleman with no head can often be witnessed in a Newtown school in the early morning hours pacing the halls.
    
One of the three Little Pigs can be noticed often at Byrds Mill Dam at night taking pleasure in the view.

A tremendously terrifying ghost has from time to time been observed on the shore of Dublin Millpond attempting to verbalize something.

 

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