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A medusa may be witnessed over and over again trying on shoes in a Newport News mobile home.
A space invader from planet Venus is from time to time perceived taking in the landscape at City Reservoir Dam very late at night.
A gigantic fox may sometimes be noticed frightening people by Butlers Gut.
A semi translucent gentleman outfitted as the skipper of a vessel has often been observed by Bailey Creek calling out names.
An extraterrestrial from another world is frequently spotted burying a dead body by a sizeable boulder in Charles E Brown Park on a dark night.
A space invader has been said to have been spotted on a small number of instances nosing around in mailboxes after midnight in Newport News.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object can be spotted over and over again on the highest spot of Pigeon Quarter on a dark night watching the surroundings.
A space man from Venus has from time to time
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been observed down next to the water at Blunt Point yelling at the watcher to beat it.
A sizeable terrifying spirit is now and then witnessed musicalizing on a harpsichord in a Newport News mobile home. Several of those who live here assert this ghost is the tormented soul of an old Newport News person who lived here.
A gigantic bighorn
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is known to have been perceived on many instances around midnight leading a conducted tour of York River Cliffs to a company of phantoms.
An extraterrestrial from another planet may now and then be observed destroying a shoe at the waterfront at Yorktown Beach.
The spirit of a young-looking man sporting a confederate uniform was made out in a Newport News highschool late in the night staggering the hallways. Additional sightings of this ghost have been conveyed.
The alien technician of an alien spaceship appeared in a residence near Newport News.
The ghost of a bum was perceived trying to find a bag by a parked Chrysler in a Newport News parking lot before sunrise. This phantom is enormously active in this area; there have been several other sightings of this exact phantom. It's been alleged that this exact ghost is that of a local resident who lived here in Newport News many years ago. In any case, it's a frightening ghost that should be kept away from.
An extremely large goat came into sight quite near
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Belle Isle State Park reading a newspaper.
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Ghost Sightings From Newport News
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Ghost Sightings From Newport News
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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