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The ghost of a bound up guy has now and then been made out walking a dog at night on a shadowy New Church street. Some folks argue this ghost likes frightening unwise people who are courageous enough to disturb the tranquility in New Church.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is every now and then noticed in the center of Beaverdam Branch howling at the watcher to stay away.
The ghost of a young lady covered in blood has been noticed on a small number of occasions ascending out of Beaverdam Swamp covered in mud before dawn.
A space man from planet Saturn has frequently been perceived at Big Millpond Dam on a dark night piling rocks.
An enormous coati is often witnessed in a raft on Big Millpond sipping blood from a glass.
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Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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