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These are some lies we made up about New Castle.
A decapitated man may be spotted very often in New Castle Historic District at night hauling a cadaver across the ground. Regardless of what, it's a menacing phantom that is preferably not interrupted.
The phantom of a surgeon with a blood-covered uniform has now and then been spotted startling people near Meadow Creek Falls around midnight. If you talk to the people who live here, this phantom enjoys startling foolhardy folks who come trying to locate phantoms in New Castle.
A gigantic bear is occasionally noticed checking out Penny Hollow in detail before dawn.
A lady with her left arm and right leg severed is rumored to have been distinguished on a small number of instances up on Aps Knob turning toward the bystander.
An enormous shrew can every so often be noticed by Lovers Leap looking irritably at the onlooker.
A sizeable terrifying beast has frequently been spotted trying on a jacket in a New Castle apartment.
An alien is regularly spotted mid stream in Barbours Creek going nuts.
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Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
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