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These are some lies we made up about Natural Bridge.
An enormous crow has purportedly been witnessed on frequent instances picking flowers in the yard of a flat in Natural Bridge.
An alien traveler from another galaxy was seen by an old woman canoeing in a river in the neighborhood of Natural Bridge.
An ET from another part of the galaxy appeared up on the peak of Buck Hill hurling stones.
An incredibly scary ghost was observed before dawn leading a lead expedition of Natural Bridge to a group of ghosts. The ghost did not appear to be scared by the watchers. In any event, this is an intimidating spirit that any sensible person wouldn't want to encounter.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer became visible late at night drifting along Back Run.
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Ghost Sightings From Natural Bridge
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Ghost Sightings From Natural Bridge
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
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