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These are some lies we made up about Narrows.
A cyclop was made out on the summit of Angels Rest before sunrise staring at the view.
A creepy skeleton came into view going through garbage cans on a Narrows lane. The ghost did not seem to be troubled by the bystanders. A number of of those who live here assert this phantom loves terrifying unwise people who dare to upset the calm in Narrows.
A shining human form was distinguished at Glen Lyn Bottom Ash Dikes Dam at the stroke of midnight reading a newspaper. The phantom waved to the onlooker.
An martian tourist from another world has repeatedly been perceived heaving stones into the water at Adair Run late at night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars is repeatedly witnessed hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Narrows.
The ghost of a pregnant lady has purportedly been spotted on numerous occasions on a dark night giving a lead outing of High Point to a cluster of ghosts.
A space alien from another solar system may regularly be witnessed in a convenience store in the Narrows vicinity.
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Ghost Sightings From Narrows
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Ghost Sightings From Narrows
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
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