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The phantom of an aged sorceress has purportedly been noticed on a small number of occasions by J E Taylor Dam at midnight staring at the water.
A space invader from outer space can regularly be noticed standing by a deserted road close to Montpelier Station.
A gentleman with a large hole through his torso can be spotted repeatedly pulling a cadaver from the ice cold water of Beautiful Run in the early morning hours.
The martian mechanic of a UFO has from time to time been perceived yelling at the viewer to be off in Dix Memorial Pool late at night.
A guy having the head of a goblin has purportedly been made out on numerous occasions up on the peak of Cameron Mountain going berserk. A local alleges that this ghost could be the spirit of a resident who died here in Montpelier Station many years ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Montpelier Station
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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