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These are some lies we made up about Melfa.
A gigantic parakeet showed up in a desolate location outside Melfa.
A Centrosaurus was distinguished chucking bricks into the current at Bull Branch before sunrise.
A space alien from Mars came into sight spitting at passing cars along a shadowy highway outside Melfa.
An alien from another solar system was spotted looking down into the water at Bailey Neck in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was seen staring up on the apex of Bulls Head. This ghost is fantastically active in this vicinity; there have been a handful of other accounts of this exact ghost.
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Ghost Sightings From Melfa
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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