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A colossal porcupine has now and then been noticed downing water from Boiling Spring very late at night.
A space man is every now and then noticed in Carter Wayside at the stroke of midnight staring irritably at the observer.
A gigantic woodchuck has allegedly been made out on many occasions at the stroke of midnight stopping by Horseshoe Bend.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship was observed wandering through a building near Max Meadows.
An alien tourist from another solar system materialized stacking pebbles in the center of Beaverdam Creek.
An alien from Jupiter was made out on the pinnacle of Crockett Knob at midnight gazing at the sight.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy came into sight at a pay phone in Max Meadows using the phone.
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object was seen around midnight scrutinizing Bearwallow Hollow in detail.
An extraterrestrial
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tourist from another galaxy has repeatedly been spotted gobbling a sandwich beside a secluded highway in the vicinity of Max Meadows on a dark night.
A woman devoid of a head is frequently distinguished spending time in a forsaken farmhouse in Max Meadows.
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Ghost Sightings From Max Meadows
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Ghost Sightings From Max Meadows
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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