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An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet may sometimes be made out at Harman Mining Corporation Dam at night going mad.
The ghost of a man having half his head gone was witnessed floating down Buckeye Branch in the early morning hours. The ghost didn't seem to be scared by the viewers. A local claims that this ghost likes terrifying foolish folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Maxie.
A massive gorilla appeared strolling through a Maxie area graveyard.
The ghost of a young-looking woman sporting a bloody prom dress was spotted before sunrise exploring Fox Hollow in detail. The ghost saluted the onlooker.
A gargantuan bull emerged right by the entrance to Breaks Interstate Park. consuming a cracker.
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Ghost Sightings From Maxie
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Ghost Sightings From Maxie
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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