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These are some lies we made up about Marshall.
A space invader from planet Jupiter has once in a while been noticed before dawn drifting along on Angelica Branch.
A very large addax is now and then made out up on Big Cobbler Mountain smoking a cigar.
The ghost of a female with a dagger in her neck has supposedly been made out on numerous instances flying across the Watery Mountains after midnight.
A space invader from space has regularly been observed looking at the landscape at Bellevue Farms Dam Number Three before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship is repeatedly distinguished sniveling by a deserted road close to Marshall on a dark night.
Count Dracula is rumored to have been distinguished on numerous instances being in a derelict dwelling in Marshall.
A woman with the head of a leprechaun may frequently be noticed being carried by a motorcycle on a shady road near Marshall.
A giant monkey may be noticed time and again in a Marshall apartment.
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big scary dragon has from time to time been noticed emerging in a bedroom mirror.
A space man from planet Venus is from time to time witnessed shifting orbs around by the entrance to Appalachian National Scenic Trail.
An alien from the cosmos has purportedly been observed on numerous occasions appearing scary in Lake Anna State Park by the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Marshall
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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