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These are some lies we made up about Markham.
A gargantuan newt may often be observed in a mobile home near Markham.
An martian voyager from deep space may be seen very often cleaning a blood-splattered pair of pants in Rock Spring very late at night.
A Stegosaurus has every so often been noticed in G R Thompson State Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours pointing at the watcher.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter is every now and then seen bass fishing from the water's edge of Deer Lake late in the night.
An ET from space is known to have been seen on frequent instances at night fluttering over The Cove.
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Ghost Sightings From Markham
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Ghost Sightings From Markham
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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