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These are some lies we made up about Marion.
A colossal elk has sometimes been observed looking at a man snoozing in a bed in a trailer in Marion.
A cyclop is from time to time noticed checking out Allen Hollow in detail around midnight.
A guy that shifted shape into a vampire has supposedly been seen on one or two occasions scaring people in Hungry Mother State Park after midnight. Many local residents declare this ghost enjoys frightening unwise people who are courageous enough to interrupt the silence in Marion.
A gargantuan mare was seen trying on shoes in a Marion apartment.
The ghost of a pregnant woman appeared on the highest spot of Barton Mountain in the early morning hours monitoring the surroundings. The ghost spoke about avenging a killing. Residents here argue that this spirit may be the soul of a resident who passed away here in Marion long ago.
A sizeable bloodcurdling dragon was spotted glancing over Bently Hole before dawn.
An martian voyager from deep
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space appeared near Big Spring after midnight chucking chunks of concrete.
A very large buffalo was perceived by Bark Camp Branch stacking pieces of wood.
A space alien from Mars was seen crawling out of a manhole on a Marion avenue at night.
An extremely large cheetah has frequently been seen nosing around in mailboxes at night
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in Marion.
A Megalosaurus is frequently spotted playing an accordion in a Marion building.
A decapitated guy can regularly be spotted smoking a cigar in Mount Jefferson State Park near the ranger station.
A woman with her right arm and right leg severed may be seen very frequently in a Marion highschool at the stroke of midnight marching the corridors.
The ghost of a man gripping a bloody machete has every so often been perceived clutching a skull outside Bluestone National Scenic River.
A very large zebu is sometimes seen in a building close to Marion.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves may sometimes be made out in a Marion area hardware store, striding the aisles.
The phantom of a civil war soldier has repeatedly been noticed attempting to express something in the early morning hours before sunrise by a road sign in Marion. A person who lives here argues that this ghost may be a celebrated yesteryear resident of Marion. Anyway, it's a creepy spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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phantom of a terribly burned female is frequently spotted taking a rest at a table in a Marion apartment flashing a light.
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Ghost Sightings From Marion
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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