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These are some lies we made up about Madison.
A space alien from planet Jupiter may every so often be witnessed before sunrise checking out Courtney Hollow in detail.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was perceived in a residence close to Madison. Many accounts of this ghost have been reported. Folks here who have perceived this spirit allege this spirit enjoys terrifying foolish people who are fearless enough to disturb the peace in Madison.
A space man from the cosmos was observed by Mitchell Bluff devastating a map.
The ghost of an elderly man with a huge white beard came into view in Beaver Run swallowing blood from a bottle. Several people nearby have had identical happenings involving a quite similar spirit. People allege that this phantom enjoys frightening folks who come seeking phantoms in Madison. Whatever folks utter, it undeniably is a bloodcurdling phantom that you don't want to encounter late in the night.
An enormous antelope was perceived
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seeking a box under a parked car in a Madison parking lot late at night.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship has regularly been spotted in a Madison area grocery store, walking the aisles.
An martian traveler from outer space is regularly seen up on Allen Mountain smoking a cigar.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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