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These are some lies we made up about Lorton.
An alien from space is often distinguished in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver catching a glimpse of the phantom in his rear view mirror at night.
The ghost of a gentleman with a name cut into his head has been said to have been noticed on several occasions by a guy fishing by a lake close to Lorton. A man who lives here claims that this ghost likes startling foolish folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Lorton. In any event, this ghost indisputably is chilling; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
The ghost of a critically mangled hunter dragging a dead mountain lion may frequently be seen at Hilltop Dam at midnight terrifying people. One of the local residents strongly asserts that this phantom could be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Lorton before the present. Regardless of what, this is an intimidating ghost that should be stayed away from.
The extraterrestrial captain of an unidentified flying object may be
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distinguished repeatedly bass fishing from the shore of Occoquan Reservoir at night.
A woman devoid of a head has occasionally been seen taking a rest on a sofa in an apartment in Lorton.
A guy lacking a head is from time to time observed by Indian Head staring crossly at the observer. Whatever folks exclaim, it sure is a frightening
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ghost that is rather not disrupted.
An extraordinarily frightening ghost has allegedly been noticed on a small number of instances going out of control in Diffenbach Court Park very late at night. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an unfriendly ghost that you wouldn't want to meet in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a large mustache and a hook instead of his left hand was observed by Harrison Cut throwing bricks. Additional folks around here have had similar sightings with the same ghost.
The spirit of an aged woman clutching a rifle came into view pacing from trailer to trailer in the early morning hours on a Lorton road. This ghost is exceptionally active in this area; there have been a small number of additional accounts of this individual ghost.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief was seen annihilating a shoe down by the water at Chapman Point. This is one of those ghosts that is made out frequently nearby. Anyway, it unquestionably is a creepy ghost that you
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shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Lorton
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Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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