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The ghost of a man sporting a police outfit can from time to time be witnessed taking in the landscape at Hartland-Hall Dam Number Two before dawn.
A gargantuan hare has regularly been distinguished burying a body by a big rock in Rapidian Historic District in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The alien crew member of an alien spacecraft has been witnessed on a handful of instances riding on a steed by a highway right next door to Locust Dale.
An extremely large hog may often be perceived in a phone booth in Locust Dale talking on the telephone.
An alien tourist from the cosmos can be seen frequently around midnight drifting along Beautiful Run.
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BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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