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These are some lies we made up about Linville.
The ghost of a jet pilot is rumored to have been made out on frequent instances chatting into the thin air in Singers Glen Historic District at midnight. Any which way, this is a bad ghost that should be stayed away from.
A space invader from planet Mars has frequently been made out beside Tide Spring late in the night looking for somebody.
An extremely large fish is repeatedly observed examining the view from the pinnacle of Buck Lick Mountain before sunrise.
A big menacing dragon is known to have been seen on a small number of occasions weeping in Brocks Gap at midnight.
An ET from the cosmos may repeatedly be noticed resting at a coffee table in a Linville home staring.
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Ghost Sightings From Linville
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Ghost Sightings From Linville
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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