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These are some lies we made up about Leesburg.
A huge sloth was made out struggling to articulate something up on Bald Mountain.
A lady with a fairly translucent body was seen at Gore Dam at midnight taking pleasure in the surroundings. The arrival of the watcher frightened the phantom who then vanished. Anyway, this ghost unquestionably is creepy; one that you wouldn't wish to come across in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead materialized startling folks by Calico Rocks. The ghost spoke of revenging a killing.
An ET from planet Mercury was witnessed down beside Kanawha Spring very late at night rearranging orbs around.
The ghost of a man having on military attire was seen talking into the thin air as if somebody besides was nearby. The observer panicked and ran away. According to what the people who live here assert, this ghost is that of a local who existed here in Leesburg in the past.
Alexander the Great has
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often been observed facing the observer in Dickerson Conservation Park around midnight.
A huge raccoon is regularly distinguished walking a Rottweiler very late at night on a murky Leesburg street.
A space alien from deep space has been said to have been seen on many occasions watching cable in a Leesburg living room in the early morning
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hours.
A medieval knight's armor devoid of a human inside may frequently be distinguished on a Leesburg street on a dark night.
A partly translucent man outfitted as the skipper of a fishing boat may be distinguished very often at Broad Run before dawn tossing chunks of concrete into the water. Lots of local residents say this ghost enjoys scaring foolhardy people who come trying to find ghosts in Leesburg.
A large menacing ghost has every so often been distinguished hovering in the air like a helium balloon in Leesburg. Folks here who have spotted this phantom allege this phantom may be the soul of a local resident who passed away here in Leesburg long ago.
An alien is every now and then distinguished at the entrance to Appalachian National Scenic Trail trying to find a bag.
A gargantuan marten has supposedly been made out on a handful of instances outside the entrance to Patuxent River State Park devouring a tomato.
The ghost of a young gentleman having on a confederate uniform has frequently been
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noticed gazing at an old man sleeping on a couch in a flat in Leesburg.
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Ghost Sightings From Leesburg
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Ghost Sightings From Leesburg
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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