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A space man from Jupiter is repeatedly observed reflecting by Barn Branch.
A dark crow that shifted shape into a female is rumored to have been witnessed on numerous instances checking out Hammocks Gap in detail before sunrise.
The ghost of a dispossessed gentleman can regularly be distinguished relaxing at the dining table in a Keswick house yelling people's names.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos can be distinguished repeatedly staggering through a building in Keswick.
A frightening beast has once in a while been perceived on the shore of Lake View pointing at the viewer.
The ghost of a guy clad as a gas station attendant is every so often distinguished monitoring the panorama from the highest spot of Broadhead Mountain at midnight.
Christopher Columbus has purportedly been noticed on numerous occasions staring at the water by Andersons Dam late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Keswick
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Ghost Sightings From Keswick
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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