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These are some lies we made up about Keezletown.
A person with a skeleton face in gloomy robes was observed in a Keezletown area store, walking the aisles. When spotted the ghost came within reach of the onlooker who then escaped. Whatever people articulate, this is a bad ghost that you would not want to run into at night.
An martian voyager from another solar system is regularly made out staring across The Kettle late at night.
A woman with an axe in her head has been made out on one or two instances dining on a fish up on the top of First Mountain. One thing is for guaranteed, it is unquestionably a scary phantom that you shouldn't go seeking.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian fighter may be seen often drinking motor oil by Dry Fork.
A gigantic roebuck has now and then been seen in Fridley Gap at the stroke of midnight smoking a pipe.
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Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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