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These are some lies we made up about Keene.
A centaur was seen searching for an object under a parked Pontiac in a Keene parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a flight attendant came into sight in a Keene area store, strolling the aisles. There have been further stories with reference to this ghost in the neighborhood.
A giant bat was observed howling very late at night by a road sign in Keene.
The spirit of an old cleaning lady was noticed looking up on the pinnacle of Ammonett Mountain. Further people in the vicinity have had equivalent experiences involving an identical spirit. Loads of residents assert this ghost is that of a local resident who dwelled here in Keene long ago. Well, this ghost undeniably is chilling; one that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A gigantic mustang has often been perceived heaving pieces of wood into the stream at Ammonett Branch late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Keene
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Ghost Sightings From Keene
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
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