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These are some lies we made up about Hurley.
A massive doe was distinguished by Long Bottom Branch Dam on a dark night looking at the water.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship came into view piling rocks in Baker Hollow on a dark night.
Genghis Khan was witnessed playing a song on a piano in a Hurley building.
The phantom of a mailman was made out around midnight floating along on Boardtree Branch. The witness became frightened and escaped.
A gargantuan lemur has regularly been seen in a Hurley school on a dark night wandering the hallways.
A space alien from planet Neptune has been observed on one or two occasions in a trailer close to Hurley.
A feminine character may regularly be noticed in a Hurley area grocery store, striding the aisles. Many folks who live here claim this ghost is the struggling soul of a long forgotten Hurley local person.
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Ghost Sightings From Hurley
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Ghost Sightings From Hurley
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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