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The martian technician of an alien spacecraft is frequently spotted in the middle of Ballinger Creek pointing at the watcher.
An alien from Mars has supposedly been noticed on several instances gazing at the water by Allmans Dam at night.
An ET from the cosmos may repeatedly be witnessed at the stroke of midnight chasing a passing truck on a gloomy highway near Howardsville.
The ghost of a grower sporting a worn straw hat may be witnessed frequently up on the summit of Mount Alto stacking pebbles. In any event, this is a nasty ghost that you do not want to come across at night.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot is from time to time made out in the rear seat of a car by the driver spotting the ghost in her rear view mirror before dawn. One of the folks who live here steadfastly argues that this ghost may very well be a distinguished past inhabitant of Howardsville.
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Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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