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These are some lies we made up about Hood.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from deep space is regularly distinguished nosing around in mailboxes late in the night in Hood.
A pitch black snake that shape-shifted into a woman has been observed on a handful of instances reading a newsletter up on Allen Mountain. One thing is for certain, it is in all certainty a terrifying phantom that any wise person would not want to encounter.
A space man from planet Pluto may regularly be observed trying to find another ghost on the shore of Greene Hills Lake.
An alien from the cosmos can be distinguished frequently gripping a skull by Mitchell Bluff.
The ghost of a young woman outfitted as a maid has every so often been made out in Courtney Hollow at midnight weeping. It's been argued that this exact phantom is the tormented soul of an old Hood resident.
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Ghost Sightings From Hood
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Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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