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A lady gripping her head beside her arm is known to have been made out on a small number of occasions drifting along on Beaverdam Creek late at night. Some people say this phantom may be the soul of a resident who passed away here in Hillsville a long time ago.
A sphinx can regularly be perceived strolling along a desolate highway in the vicinity of Hillsville.
An ET from planet Saturn can be made out repeatedly seated on the floor in a mobile home in close proximity to Hillsville.
A colossal giraffe has once in a while been distinguished on the peak of Beamer Knob late in the night glancing at the vista.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is from time to time seen taking in the scenery at Patch Incorporated Dam before dawn.
A large creepy beast is known to have been perceived on several instances in the early morning hours before sunrise hurrying after a passing Ford on a gloomy road near Hillsville.
The phantom of a young woman wearing
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a bloody wedding gown can every so often be noticed in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver observing the ghost in her rear view mirror around midnight.
A giant gazelle was perceived mowing the lawn in the front yard of an apartment in Hillsville.
A gigantic goat became visible by a person camping at a campground in the vicinity of Hillsville.
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alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship was observed howling at the watcher to be off near the entrance to Hanging Rock State Park.
A decapitated lady became visible going crazy in Bluestone National Scenic River quite near the ranger station. The viewer escaped when she set eyes on the ghost. It's been said that this specific spirit could be a distinguished past dweller of Hillsville.
Ludwig van Beethoven was noticed seated in an armchair in a mobile home in Hillsville.
A space alien from Mars was spotted pacing from apartment to apartment late at night on a Hillsville avenue.
An ET from deep space has frequently been made out taking a rest at the kitchen counter in a Hillsville trailer.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship is rumored to have been noticed on a few instances gazing at folks in a Hillsville home through a peephole.
An alien voyager from another world can be made out over and over again standing alongside a gloomy road next to Hillsville.
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Ghost Sightings From Hillsville
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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