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These are some lies we made up about Haywood.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy appeared going wild in Madison Wayside at midnight.
An extraterrestrial was perceived crawling out of a drain hole on a Haywood avenue after midnight.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a sizeable mustache and a wooden right leg was witnessed by Hablutzel Lake Dam very late at night staring at the water. This individual ghost has been witnessed time and again in this zone.
The phantom of an old woman grasping a revolver was observed fishing from the water's edge of Hablutzel Lake in the early morning hours. There are numerous tales regarding this ghost in the area.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief has repeatedly been made out eating a melon in Dark Run. Whatever folks say, it's a menacing ghost that you do not want to bump into around midnight.
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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