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These are some lies we made up about Hampton.
An alien traveler from another world has allegedly been made out on a few instances throwing bricks underneath a lamppost in Hampton.
A space man from another planet may now and then be seen strolling from apartment to apartment on a dark night on a Hampton street.
An extremely large salamander has repeatedly been observed going through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Hampton mobile home at midnight.
An alien is repeatedly seen beside the shore at Lake Hampton glugging down blood from a container.
The ghost of a woman with names etched into her head has supposedly been spotted on a few instances pulling a body from the ice cold water of Brick Kiln Creek on a dark night. In any case, it's a chilling ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into very late at night.
A large scary beast may often be witnessed in Brown Shoal around midnight sipping root beer.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object has occasionally
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been observed late in the night soaring over Hampton Flats.
An martian traveler from deep space is now and then noticed down by the water at Calthrop Neck reading a newsletter.
A space man from planet Saturn has allegedly been witnessed on many occasions in Armstrong Field around midnight concealing a body by a sizeable rock.
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female with worms crawling out of her ears can sometimes be seen at Hampton Roads late in the night clutching a cranium.
A giant gila monster was observed seated at the kitchen counter in a Hampton flat.
Vincent van Gogh came into sight looking near the entrance to Chippokes Plantation State Park.
A space alien from another world was observed gazing at people in a Hampton building through an air vent.
The ghost of a female with a switchblade in her heart became visible trying to flag down cars beside a gloomy highway in the vicinity of Hampton. The phantom did not seem to be worried by the viewers. A local woman asserts that this phantom is most likely the stressed phantom of a local who used to reside here in Hampton. No matter what, it's undeniably a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship was seen glugging down unleaded from a pump at a gasoline station in Hampton.
A gargantuan opossum has frequently been distinguished speaking into
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the thin air as if somebody in addition was present.
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Ghost Sightings From Hampton
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Ghost Sightings From Hampton
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
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